VanderstankOS

VanderstankOS™ (often shortened to "VOS") is a lightweight cloud-based operating system designed and built by the Vanderstank Family of Universal Cosmic Knowledge. It was created in 2014 to serve as a research database, organizational tool, and secure communication channel for the senior members of the Family, but since then has been expanded significantly into a public-facing platform for not only research but also entertainment.

The software is written primarily in HTML5 and JavaScript rather than traditional coding languages, so that it can be run completely from within a browser as well as installed on rudimentary low-power computer platforms.

It can be accessed publicly online at vanderstank.com/os.

File Structure
At the personal request of Grand Overlord V0440, as of VanderstankOS 336.7 "Splendid Sac", the primary file structure was renamed after various organs. The main drive is named the Splendid Sac, which contains the top-level folders Eyes, Lungs, Liver, Bladder, and Pancreas. This was reportedly inspired by a dream, after which she woke up repeating the phrase "I keep my files in my Splendid Sac" and referred to herself as having "Endocumentitis of the Bladder" and "Gastroappinomicus".

Vanderbot
Vanderbot is an artificial intelligence engine built into VanderstankOS since VOS 336.6. Vanderbot can answer basic questions about Family life and traditions, as well as tell stories and jokes and hold basic conversations.

Chumbles
The debut of the online version of Chumbles was on VanderstankOS in 2017. Since then, all subsequent versions have been published on VOS as well, at first on the App Store, and then pre-installed by default.

History
The publicly released updates to VanderstankOS and their official codenames are as follows:
 * VanderstankOS 336.1 beta (early 2014)
 * VanderstankOS 336.1.2.2.6 (longest-serving, 2014-2016)
 * VanderstankOS 336.3 (late 2016)
 * VanderstankOS 336.5 (early 2017)
 * VanderstankOS 336.6 "Spelunker" (late 2017)
 * VanderstankOS 336.7 "Splendid Sac" (2018)
 * VanderstankOS 336.8 "Shumbo" (2019-pr.)